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albaedo:

“how are you going to die from skating?”

"I don’t know. But it could happen. And you know what they say: better safe than sorry."

albaedo:

“shut the hell up and let’s go skating,” tugs him off. discipline your perv.

"Wait, no! Do you want me to die? Peter, I’m serious.”

albaedo:

“…wanna pick out a skateboard so we can ride together down some rails?” subject change.

Turns somewhat. “Skateboard? What are you, fifteen?” Ah, there he is.

albaedo:

"wait—" grabs arm ooohhh no. “waadddeee.” whine. kinda.

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Tenses up, oh god. “Uh, yes?”

albaedo:

just kinda catches a glimpse not a clear one but some sort of look at his real face. just kinda. stares. petey that’s rude.

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Slides it back on as fast as possible.

"…Okay, bye now." Shoots his hand up in a quick wave, then turns and sprints.

albaedo:

siiiiigh. yanks it off his mask, probably his mask too, oops.

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“…uh,”

!!!

SCRAMBLES FOR IT OH GOD— 

albaedo:

“it’s just web, you can remove it yourself.” no.

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"No, seriously, Petey."

albaedo:

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“i don’t play football, i get your point, but i don’t do sports.” despite super strength and what not. “what were you expecting me to buy that and pat your ass back?” brief pause. “but if you mean it then that’s sweet,” gives him a lil’ chest pat.

"No, my butt is sacred. You can look all you want but no touching. Now get this nasty stuff off my mask." Points to the webbing, eww.

albaedo:

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“if you don’t try to touch my ass every five seconds maybe.”

"BUT— Okay, fine, whatever! I was simply showing my respect for you.. like a pat on the ass after a good game of football. You know, good job at life, Petey! But if you don’t want me to respect you then okay, buddy."

albaedo:

stops, whips around and shoots a string of web from his wrist and at his mouth. “shut up.” you embarrass him.

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"—!" Tugs mask loose a bit. "You know that doesn’t really work if it’s not actually over my mouth, right? Nice try, though." Pause. "Are you gonna stop trying to run away?"